There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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