Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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