Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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