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I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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