will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
