dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ugly people sure do ruin things
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Everyone says I win the strip club
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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