If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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