Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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