What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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