I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
