And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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