Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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