The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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