ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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