There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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