That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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