One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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