it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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