In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she peed on how many people?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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