Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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