Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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