You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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