STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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