How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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