Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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