So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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