If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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