airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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