Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
