i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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