There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
we're so committed to being not committed
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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