I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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