LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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