His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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