TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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