Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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