So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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