Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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