Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wish my penis had an off switch
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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