K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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