you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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