he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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