i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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