I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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