She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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