My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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