It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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