Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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