Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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