He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We left the knife in your bed.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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