Christians are straight up FREAKS
Jerry, you need to find god
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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