Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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