BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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