So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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