He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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