So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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