There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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