it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I deserve this hangover.
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