My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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