its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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